So I'm chilling watchin tv right? BY MYSELF!! She comes downstairs and decides to do the same...cool. no problem with that...right? AAALLL of a sudden she starts pootin on my ass. Didn't know at first becuz women's pootin sound like other stuff. It sounded like somebody was at the door! A man's fart is not mistaken for ANY OTHER sound. Now the first thing you're thinkn is ,"Who the FUCK is at yo door unannounced!" Ain't nobody call you! Who poping like that right? So I jumps up to see what's the deal.. #NOTHIN.. So I sits back down. The smell ain't hit yet either. Pbpbpb!! She do it again! So again my ass gets up to check the door. #NOTHIN.. But ooohh when I got back to sit DOOOWWNN?! It was funky as HELL! I KNEW YOU WAS OVER HERR FUCKIN FARTING BITCH!!
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