Your Kid Is Getting Smart

On this day me, my girl, and our son are at Walgreens. He's walking on her side. He's asking her a question. She's wasn't paying attention at the time. So he asks again. Same response...nothing. So he gets louder and I hear him. I say, "What you want?" He replies, "Nothing!" Now I KNOW this kid wants SOMETHING! SO WHAT THE FUCK IS IT? So I say, "Since she not listening what you want?" This motherfucker say, "Mama walk with me." For real? Now I'm hot because I know what he trying to pull! It's actually quite funny to see the effort these kids put into out smarting their parents. So I say, "Mufuka we ain't goin NOWHERE! So what the FUCK you want? He says, "a toy." So I say, "Well now you ain't getting SHIT since you wanna try to out smart somebody!" I had to play like I was really upset about it. I wasn't though. He put forth great effort. Can't wait to see his next stunt. You know... As parents we only have TWO GOOD PERKS: outsmarting your kids and beatin' their ass! Everything else is a bonus!!